June 2009
7 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-31) →
doug:
Thunderheist (24)
The Magnetic Fields (20)
Xiu Xiu (13)
Morrissey (12)
Eels (12)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I don't like being 5'9"
doug:
Average male height is 5’9”, so those are clearly below average men. Short dudes are creepy.
lococommotion:
I’m taller than a lot of people and it’s awkward. Especially when I’m taller than guys.
Watchdoug:
Until the world can prove me wrong, Portland remains in my mind the city I need to make my home town. Portland, I’m going to meet you eight days from now, and it’s going to be the sweetest kind of love.
dalasverdugo:
The 2009 Portland Heptathlon (via Vimeo)
A true test of skill and endurance.
May 2009
219 posts
Oh internet
doug:
Oh internet, you’ve gotten too real-life for me these days, and I’m gettin’ tired of it. This is a place for putting up photos and making jokes. Not a place where long-lost family members try to communicate with me, or ask me if I know Twitter.
Why can’t we just go back a decade and a half, when only us nerds were on this and everyone else was constantly making jokes about how they’d...
doug:
I’ve got to start taking more portraits*. The winter version of this city is getting pretty old-hat, even if I do love that everyone dresses better in winter. I’m glad the warm months are coming and all vacation time will involve new sights.
* Or destruction derby’s but I don’t think those are common here.
Lost time dream sequence
doug:
I was laying down watching The Bad Sleep Well and at the scene where some character (I forget the name) goes mad from poison whiskey (don’t worry, that doesn’t spoil anything), I fell asleep. I began having really strange dreams about flying Astro-boy style along a coastal beach. The dreams went on for so long, and were so involved that it came as a huge surprise to me when I woke up and...
“T’was indeed strange. I suspect there’s alchemy afoot.”
– Me, in an email at work. What a dick. (via doug)
+KN | Kitsune Noir →
doug:
via http://kitsunenoir.com/blog/
Time saved
doug:
New poster I just created at work: (\?|&)(q|p)=([^&]*) in 140pt font, underneath “RegEx is a FIVE letter word.”
RegEx is both incredibly awesome and incredibly opaque. It’s a whole different language that I manage to forget every time I go more than a week without using it. The one above simply looks for any string of text with a question mark or ampersand AND followed by a q or p...
mutant disko. on the Behance Network →
doug:
via http://www.behance.net/Gallery/mutant-disko_/91484
animalia : Mikel Uribetxeberria →
doug:
via http://www.mikeluribetxeberria.com/index.php?/bestea/animalia/
doug:
Buck 65 - Heather Knights (some sources have...
Live Together, Die Alone on Flickr - Photo... →
doug:
via http://flickr.com/photos/dinosonic/2555011785/in/photostream/
Miss Golightly Epistemology on Flickr - Photo... →
doug:
via http://flickr.com/photos/dinosonic/2816267247/in/set-72157607301347505/
Anthropology, or: "No class. No brains. No...
doug:
Say what you will about the homeless- call them lazy, dirty, whatever you like, but at least admit that you’re in a position that is probably a little safer at the end of the night than what they’re used to.
Tonight I went to see the Bonnie Prince Billy concert at the McDougall Church downtown. Will Oldham is a musician I really enjoy, and I always pictured the sort of crowd who is into...
Photoshop: B.U.S.E.Y. - The Something Awful Forums →
doug:
Shared by Douglas Stewart Buseyface as Charles Foster Kane!
via http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3046168
“I seem excited, yet rarely satisfied”
– Colin Newman - “Seconds to Last” (1980) (via doug)
“Listen here you beautiful bitch. I am about to fuck you up with some truth.”
– Kenny Fucking Powers (via doug)
Long Exposure Photography: 15 Stunning Examples →
doug:
via http://digital-photography-school.com/long-exposure-photography
Deathtrap at the Walterdale →
doug:
Look, everyone! I made photos again!
JPG Magazine: Photos: "Night Creature" by Luis... →
doug:
via http://www.jpgmag.com/photos/100438
YOUNG GALLERY →
doug:
via http://www.younggalleryphoto.com/photography/burdeny/burdeny.html
doug:
Lightspeed Champion - No Surprises...
“I’m naming this album ‘Too Many Songs About Girls and Trees’”
– Me - right now, when I should be going to sleep (via doug)
Weather chat with your host, Doug.
doug:
It was only 2 degrees out today, but that sun feels so warm. Hello, spring!
Totally just jinxed us all, I know. I’m sorry.
nothing is too amazing to be true | Mrs.... →
doug:
via http://www.beikey.net/mrs-deane/?paged=2
nothing is too amazing to be true | Mrs.... →
doug:
via http://www.beikey.net/mrs-deane/?paged=2
April Fools
doug:
Here’s a free idea from me to you.
April Fools day, tomorrow, tell your boss that you quit / you’re giving your two weeks notice. It’s better in person and doubly good if things have been stressful lately. Don’t tell them it was a joke until right before the end of the day.
And if they cannot take a joke, or if they fire you on the spot- consider yourself lucky for no longer having to...
“I have three invites for the hunch.com beta”
– Me. First three people to email doug@dougstewart.org get ‘em. (via doug)
(via doug)
real text here
doug:
New photos arriving in a few minutes. And working on a daily video thing (if three times in a month is daily) that might see the internet tonight. Also, Facebook decided to confuse “sync profile photos for people in my address book” with “Let’s invite people who aren’t in Facebook!” Not pleased. Tuesday feels like a Monday.
doug:
Montel Jordan vs Arcade Fire - “This Is...
736886539_6245678e8b_o.jpg (JPEG Image, 1024x709... →
doug:
via http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1052/736886539_6245678e8b_o.jpg
“Girl, you know this rocketship has two seats …and I like to put my feet UP!”
– Me - Just thinking of the worst break-up lines I could. (via doug)
on Flickr - Photo Sharing! →
doug:
via http://www.flickr.com/photos/hellomaybe/1583248754/
“When you’re going to spend $400 on a Soviet alarm clock made with era-accurate...”
– Me - tonight I’m far too restless (via doug)
doug:
The Long Winters - Pushover (run time: 2...
Outlived
doug:
At my exact age today, John Wilkes Booth was killed.
Sic semper tyrannis, motherfuckers! (this is a reference, calm down) (then also see this link and laugh)
